How could you resist this pitch?:
You take a lot of selfies. But due to your bizarrely short T-Rex arms, you can never can quite get the phone far enough away to capture yourself and your friends. This selfie stick is here to end the nightmare of poorly taken selfies. Its length is adjustable, so no group of friends is too large to be selfie'd. And since it fits most smartphones and cameras, there's no reason not to get that perfect shot, every time. Wrap your tiny arms around this amazing deal--it's truly a game changer in selfie-obsession.
I couldn't. Although the first project this is getting used on will be venturing into the roof vent to figure out where the $@%&^#! leak is coming from.
-payslee
